The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
Not to mention, is foretold that one day it will swallow up and destroy the Earth in its death throes.
It screams at us constantly, we simply don’t hear it because the sound has no way of getting to us (yet)
Living on the body of its dead child gives us a protective barrier that shields us from many of the horrors it unleashes on the void. But once we enter the void, we will not be protected.
This is old and I’m sure some of you have done it already.
Reblog it and tag so I can see!
I’m sorry I’m so slow! I do see and appreciate the
tags I get, I just don’t always get around to drawing something for them in a
timely manner :3c
i think i already did this but i’ll probably do it again with more detail + art, but in the meantime im actually IRL laughing over “self criticism – NEVER”
this gif somehow doesn’t convey the best thing about this, which is that despite the fact that the pig’s little legs are flailing at approximately a zillion miles an hour, he’s only going about as fast as you walk
this was somehow the funniest thing in the world to me when i saw it
All my friends are oohing and aahing over the New Bathtub and don’t get me wrong, I need one too, but based on my experience with telephone faucets on bathtubs I’m pretty sure this is what’s going to happen