😍How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be non-human? Asking for a friend.

This is a complex question so let’s examine a few scenarios.

Corrupted or Otherwise Touched By Terrible Powers From Beyond: Eh, nobody’s perfect. If pressed, would admit this is actually kind of a bonus.

Ridden By Symbiotic/Parasitic Spirit: Depends on the being, how tractable it is, if it’s always listening in on conversations, etc. Potentially awkward or dangerous. Not a dealbreaker. Again, shit happens and we’re not put on this earth to judge (mostly).

Literally a Demon Driving a Corpse Around Like A Car: Ill-advised, also extremely unsanitary. Still not quite out of the regret-later zone and into the no-fly zone I’m afraid, not that he would admit this out loud.

Actual Demonic Manifestation or Vision: What happens in the nightmarish hellscape between dreaming and waking stays in the nightmarish hellscape between dreaming and waking. Mostly. Hopefully. Rin absolutely knows better than this, which tragically does NOT mean he won’t.

Ashkin: Again, unsanitary and deeply socially unacceptable, but if they’re human-like enough to inspire romantic affection then possibly worth keeping in the list. I mean, that guy who plays Triple Triad out in the desert next to where all the mythril nodes are seems pretty nice. 

Advanced Mammet or Other Construct: Would probably result in an immediate termination of the relationship in favor of figuring out how it’s made.

One Of Those Ishgardian Vampire Warlock Guys From The RDM Quests: Rin is more likely to date one of these guys than a regular Isghardian, let’s be completely real here.

A Dragon: I mean they put up that big mural in Falcon’s Nest of this, it can’t be that bad.

jokeboyfriend:

jokeboyfriend:

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

Horrific Headcanons part 2

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Since it’s one of my most popular memes, here is a part 2 to THIS meme, all about RP muse headcanons that are dark, angsty, or horror/scifi-related!

😇 Does your muse pretend to be innocent if they’ve done something wrong?
😈 Are they a deceitful person, and do they see themselves as such?
 👁 Have they ever been a stalker, or been stalked themselves?
👀 What is the most disturbing thing they’ve ever seen?
😴 Would they ever choose to die in their sleep? Why or why not?
😡 What would someone have to make them lash out in violent anger?
🎃 If they were to play a mean trick on Halloween, what would they do and who would be their target?
👥 Is there anyone they wish they had never met?
🤡 Do they have any phobias or irrational fears?
❌ Would they consider themselves easy to corrupt? Already corrupted?
🤞  What is one of the biggest lies they’ve told (or their most recent lie)?
🥀 How would they handle the death of a loved one? (optional: specify person)
🔫 Would they ever sacrifice someone in order to save their own life?
💣 Name one dangerous experience they survived.
🍗 Have they ever wondered what human tasted like? Or do they know?
🎵 If they were going to torture someone, what music would they play while they did it?
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be a criminal?
😍How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be non-human?
😪 Name one thing someone could say or do to make your muse cry.
🦋Would they choose to die if it meant they’d come back as someone stronger?
👄If your muse had the ‘kiss of death’, would they ever use it?  
 🗣When is the last time they yelled at someone in anger?
🍼 Would they have a family with someone who was not of the same species/human-ness as them?
👤 If they could switch bodies or lives with any one person, who would it be?
👽What would they do if they witnessed an alien ship crash landing?
🤑Would they commit a brutal murder if it meant they would become rich?
👣Do they believe in Bigfoot? What about other legendary creatures?
💥If the world were ending, would they be satisfied with their life?
🔥 In a fire, they can only save three things (including people). Who/what do they save?
🍷 What would they do if someone slipped them a slow-killing poison?
😱When was the last time they were shocked or startled?
🦉Could they stay calm lost in the woods all night by themselves?
🐲Were they afraid of monsters under the bed as a child?
🎧How would they react after hearing an unexplained sound while home alone?
🏡How much would they have to be offered to live in a haunted house for a month?
🙀Do they believe animals have extra senses that people don’t?
🔪What do they think is scarier: a killer with a gun, or a killer skilled with a knife?
👻If they were a ghost, what methods would they use to haunt someone?
🔮They have a premonition that something terrible will happen to them. How do they handle the situation?
🔭Do they have a fear of the unknown and things they can’t explain?

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